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The Best Smelling Funny Mom Candles

Regular price $19.99 Sale

Sex & Mom CANDLES Scents: The Usual (Smells like vanilla, but it's pleasant and gets the job done.) VANILLA BEAN SCENT The Dad Bod (Smells like beer, pizza and realistic expectations) MEN'S COLOGNE (The gentleman) SCENT The Quicky (A burst...
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The Usual
The Dad Bod
The Quicky
Cock Block
Shower Sex
Go Ask Your Father
Mountain of Laundry

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Product Type: Candles

Vendor: Krimson Rose Boutique

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Product Details

Sex & Mom CANDLES

Scents:
  • The Usual (Smells like vanilla, but it's pleasant and gets the job done.) VANILLA BEAN SCENT
  • The Dad Bod (Smells like beer, pizza and realistic expectations) MEN'S COLOGNE (The gentleman) SCENT
  • The Quicky (A burst of fragrance that is fun and pleasant, but not terribly memorable) MYSTERY SCENT
  • Cock Block (Newborn smell in a jar) BABY SHAMPOO SCENT
  • Shower Sex (Multi tasking at its finest) SHAMPOO SCENT
  • Go Ask Your Father – The elusive scent of cologne and responsibility
  • Laundry Mountain – The smell of freshly washed clothes that were never worn to begin with

Soy wax candles are 10 oz each, with a 50+ hour burn time. 

 

Product Reviews

Size Chart

Krimson Rose Boutique understands that we come in all different shapes and sizes. We know the struggle of shopping without the ability to try anything on, and we know that sometimes our chic, contemporary styles run a bit differently than big box retailers. Because of this, we've created a general sizing guide to help you decide which size would be best for you!

Also, make sure to check out our product descriptions, as they contain specific details about the fit and material of each item! If you still have questions about that item that you just can't live without, drop us a line at orders@krimsonrose.com and we will try to provide you with any information you may need to make your decision!

 

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Shipping & Returns

Free shipping in the continental USA and $15 flat rate shipping to Canada. Returns are excepted for boutique credit as long as the item has not been worn, washed or dried and tags attached. Return charges are the responsibility of the consumer. Please use the return link at the bottom at the website.

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We offer affordable payment plans on all purchases. We ship after first payment is made.

Krimson Rose Boutique understands that we come in all different shapes and sizes. We know the struggle of shopping without the ability to try anything on, and we know that sometimes our chic, contemporary styles run a bit differently than big box retailers. Because of this, we've created a general sizing guide to help you decide which size would be best for you!

Also, make sure to check out our product descriptions, as they contain specific details about the fit and material of each item! If you still have questions about that item that you just can't live without, drop us a line at orders@krimsonrose.com and we will try to provide you with any information you may need to make your decision!

 

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